How to recognize a Line Dancer:
His wife stamps her foot and he doesn't pay it any attention.
He speaks with his feet and not with his hands.
His prelude consists of 5,6,7,8.
He has a separate wardrobe of his dance gear.
He carries a belt buckle which is more expensive than his first car.
He watches Friday evening television programs on Sunday.
While dancing he looks up and notices that the other dancers are dancing to the wrong dance.
The bar where he goes to dance goes bankrupt because he always orders only water.
He mumbles something like "Once again from ther Top." in his sleep.
He always starts counting with 5,,7,8 or 4,5,6.